My How-To book proposal

Dear publisher,

I would like to sell you a how-to book on how to live properly within a home environment. Too many non-mother family members are left vulnerable; unable to use Google or to make any effort to learn how these basic things work. Managing a household could be a shared responsibility: this news will make for a shocking and provocative read!

Chapters include ‘How to Replace a Toilet Paper Roll’, ‘How to Find Things When they have Been in the Same Spot Every Day Since you Moved in’, and ‘How to Know when Things have Run Out’.

I think this How-To will be a success; as long as a mother reads it to their family at least 20 times, then gives up when their family hasn’t done any of these things, and does it all by herself again anyway.

Thank you for your time.

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